are you seeing anyone?

his name is Brandon and he is great! he’s queer, he’s here, get used to it. he’s fat and always wants to know if you like fat guys. he writes poems and makes jokes, usually at the same time. he likes to cook for people and play board games. he hates cats and is allergic to nuts so if you eat nuts you have to wait 2 hours before kissing him. he does not own a bed, and one wall of his bedroom is decorated with nautical-themed antiques. his favorite color is purple, which is also my favorite color so i think that’s why we get along so well.